Tuesday, January 10, 2006

SCOOP!

My brother's first novel is now up on Amazon.

Lookie dat, a novel by my bro...

Yes, I scooped the author on this.

Feel the burn Adam!

Private PS to Adam: As I have not received any cash (or even the offer of a half bag of Razzles, America's favorite candy that turns into gum) from you re: my recent blackmail attempt, I am afraid your time is up. I am going to post that picture of you wearing the Star Trek uniform (in a non-Halloween environment). Moo. Ha. Ha. And furthermore; Ha.

Is it too late? Is there anything Adam can do to avoid the public humiliation? Will Felber's Kirkgate make The Smoking Gun's James Frey scandale look like small (yukon gold fingerling) potatoes? Find out tomorrow...