Friday, January 28, 2011

I've been making online content for big biz since 1997. I was hoofing for -- before the network turned a profit, before much of the network knew we had a website.

And yesterday, I finally bought my domain. is go.

So line up VC's, this is gonna be huge.

Where huge = a lot less crap then it is now.

Blogspot, I will always love you, but I need to set up a classier placard for my professional self. I write, I perform, I do radio, I do geek stuff, I do corporate, I do agency, I do indie, I do local -- and it's confusing enough to those who know me. I can imagine what it looks like to those who don't. I consult on best practices on sites for others, but much like the shoemaker's children are always barefoot or the doctor's children are always sick -- the working nerd's website is always crap. At least this working nerd's is. Here's to fixing that.

Gotta go get into my coveralls and roll under this server with a wrench to get things started. See ya!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I've had it with royal wedding news already. So sincere, so lovey dovey. I'm ready for the inevitable royal scandal, but they aren't getting hitched until April. So, from the Jersey Shore to Hollywood to dudes... who are the potential royal home wreckers?

I did an investigation and found the most likely brunettes to bring down the house of Windsor. Which is to say, I wrote and produced a new dumb photo gallery for truTV.

Check out Prince William's Future Celebrity Flings. So nice I linked it twice.

Friday, January 21, 2011

I've got a new feature up today on called Motherless Jewish Mother. Working title was Bubbe Envy. It's sad, which is not my usual bag, but I'm glad I did it just the same.

Losing a parent sucks, especially when you have kids, especially when they are so young and you are so hormonal...

My aim was not a pity party, but an entertaining article that people could relate to. I hope I hit the mark.

Thanks for checking it out.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

New stuff by me:

Why American Mothers Are Superior

8 Reasons to Buy a New iPhone

Alla my fresh links on can be found here.

In other news, I got paid for a joke that will appear in Glamour magazine. I know I got paid because the PDF of the pay stub was emailed to me yesterday. I love technology, especially when it gives me bank.

On slate for weekend: Skiing at a podunk mountain with brood, drinking wine yet bowing to Weight Watchers gods and writing jokes for radio due Wednesday.

PS I'm covering schtuff for SXSWi this year. I've also created SXSWi flash panels, a fringe event which combines my decade of comedy and hosting experience with an awesome opportunity for amazingness in action. If going to SXSW interactive this year, follow SXSWflashpanels on Twitter. Good times.