Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Today I was home and watched TLC. The network formerly known as "The Learning Channel".

What did I learn? Tons!

1. Really stupid people have babies all the time and love to be filmed when looking their worst.

2. Your friends secretly hate the way you dress and relish showing the nation how lame you are by taking secret videos of you.

3. Gay men are cruel, but they want nothing more than to make homely women look good. (And I thought they were gay to have sex with men? Duh. No way!)

I wasted a whole day with this dreck.

"Live and Learn" indeed...