An Open Letter to Showtime and Tara Reid
Dear Showtime,
I see you've been creating a lot of buzz lately! Awesome!
You know, I sometimes think of actually subscribing to your channel.
But then I think, “nahhh.”
What I’m saying is, you either need to make better programs or blow up HBO.
Good luck!
Susie
PS I love Penn & Teller so I bought their DVD. Score one point for you.
Dear Tara Reid,
I know what you look like, I’ve heard of your outrageous party behavior and I’ve seen your infamous “nipple slip” photo. The crazy thing is, I have no idea what you do. As you are a blonde with big gazongas, I’m guessing you are an actress? If so, is there anything I may have seen you in?
Actually, I have no advice for you girlie. You are obviously doing something right.
Keep up the good work!
Your pal,
Susie
