Friday, July 05, 2002

Dramatis Personae

STANLEY a mutt
SUSIE a city wench

ADAM brother to Susie

DON EDWARDO DE ALYESBURYO a fantastical Brit

DORKS, ATTENDANTS, etc.

BLOG I, SCENE 2346567

Enter Susie

Susie Herk! No, shoot... I mean, Hark! (Aside) Dang regular blogger hath no spell check!

Stan doth sleep curled up like a boiled shrimp atop my bed.

Don Edwardo is forced to toil today. Rats-o-rama.

Still, 'tis an auspicious day to start a blog. Except all fancy blog stuff will need to wait until Adam returns from fair Woodstock (aside) Hippy freak land...

I dream of comments! Links to far flung sites! Posts less pretentious than this! Oh yeah baby, this is going to be a blog for your whiskers! Bow down to this new blog of wonder! FEEL THE AWESOME POWER OF THIS, THE WORLD'S MOST SOON TO BE PERHAPS A BIT IMPORTANT BLOG!

Stan ZZZzzzzzzzzz zZZ Zzz ZZZ. ZZZzzz.

Exeunt Susie

Enter Susie

9 hours, an upgrade to Blogger pro and 4 dog walks later, this has still not published. I'd have better luck penning this on a still lake.