I just sold a joke to Glamour.

Issue and details TK.

New venue for me.

I feel pretty.

Know The Signs: Food Mag Edition

Sign of Recession: Gourmet and Bon Appetit both feature grilled cheese sandwiches on their cover...





Sign of the Apocalypse: Cooking Light features chocolate mint brownies on cover...


Because when the four horsemen show up, you sure as hell aint makin' tofu scamble.

Hey, nice rack!
Magazine rack, that is...

Usually when Fitness magazine gets racy, it's all about 5K's. But I found a coffee shop on Hudson street that makes their subscription look muy sexy!