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Strike it from on the record!

My old pal Bryan Tucker (who I once interviewed for Comedy Central's blog) writes for Saturday Night Live. Or rather, he doesn't write for SNL, because they are on strike.

Here's a fabulous article he wrote about the striker's life that appears in today's NY Post. Funny and so fresh it's still flipping! And you should read it, yes indeedie.

Where I'm at

I've been taking pictures of gnomes and blogging my buns off here.

Exhibit: Gnomes

Paris Hilton is an ass. So are a lot of other celebrities. OK, now that I've got your attention with a picture of Paris Hilton's ass...

As we approach the holiday weekend, police from coast to coast aim to crack down on drunk driving.

Read my drunk driving roundup/rant, "DUI = Dumb Under the Influence?" here on the Court TV blog.

The only thing I forgot?

This asshat's DUI.

Like Strippers that Come with Their Own Pole?

Then check this hot off the virtual presses post about a government video that's so sexy, you'll swear it's soft core.

Note: I only tout stuff from my for-pay world when it's good. What can I say? Lately I've been awesome.

Oh yes! Thanks to Fleshbot for the link to this. Warning for ye who are faint of heart: Fleshbot is Gawker's naughty blog about naughty things with naughty ads.

UPDATE 4/26: All things DC blog Wonkette linked to it as well. Coolio.

Hate Care Bears?
Then you'll love this post of mine today on Court TV's Informer.

HOT OFF THE ONLINE PRESSES!

Fur-ensic Files
By Susie Felber
You're familiar with famous critters like Benji and Toto but what about Niner, the cybernetic robodog? Weve ranked the top 10 crime fighting pets who protect, serve and pee on the carpet.

Read it now!

Note: This article was so heavily rewritten while I was on leave that I hardly recognise it. Still, it's not bad, eh?

UPDATE: The blog pound linked to this story! Love the write up. Thanks Leigh-Ann!

Update #2: Thanks to Miss C and Gina at Pet Connection for the linkage!