Thursday, April 27, 2006


My man saw Joe Torre lunching at Michael's.

Me? I got nothing.

Man 1
Me 0

But wait!

Today while on a walk on the east side of the 'hattan I had an overwhelming urge for a vanilla cream-filled Dunkin Donut, and three -- THREE -- different opportunities to fulfill this. I think Satan was building Dunkin Donuts faster than I was walking.

But I bought an orange instead.

Tie game.