Ya know, my rump will be seen at many a show this summer, but here are a few worth getting off your keister for. Yeah, I said, "keister." I dare to go there. Now I dare you to come here and there...
Thursday, July 15th
Free Comedy @ R Bar
Williamsburg/Greenpoint
451 Meeker Ave.
at Graham Ave.
718-486-6116
The lovely and insanely talented Brian Finklestein (The Moth, UCB, Chicago City Limits) hosts this laid back show that flies under the radar. But it's a favorite with nabes and comedians flock to it like flies to stuff flies like.
Saturday, July 16th

Chicks with Schticks
"NICE JEWISH GIRLS GONE BAD" on Tour!
Back in the Catskills
Doors @ 8pm, Show @ 9pm
Backstage Studio Productions, Inc.
323 Wall Street
Kingston, NY
845-338-8700
On beyond my outrageous barbs of hilarity, you'll also get singing and even me dancing at this long-running variety/comedy show hosted by S. Perlman. Plus as an extra special bonus, my pal Ophira is doing it too.
Tuesday, July 19th

See NYC Bloggers Camp It Up
WYSIWYG Talent Show
7:30 p.m.
Performance Space 122
150 1st Ave. at East 9th St.
Tickets: $7
Call the box office at 212-477-5288
or click here to buy online.
The WYSIWYG Talent Show, the first-ever all-blogger series of readings and performances, brings you a celebration of mosquito bites, bunk beds, toasted marshmallows, and makeout sessions behind the dining hall with Greetings from Lake WYSIWYG: Summer Camp Stories
WYSIWYG performers for July include:
* Susie Felber (http://felberfrolics.blogspot.com) <-- c'est moi
* Claudia Cogan (http://getthefoutofhere.blogspot.com/)
* Jim Barrett (http://www.jimbo.info/weblog)
* Sarah Weinman (http://www.sarahweinman.com/)
* Jonny Goldstein (http://www.jonnygoldstein.com/)
* Jess Hulett (http://www.blindcavefish.com/)
WYSIWYG is always a hoot. Looking forward to telling my tale. No spoilers here. Get your tix early and come on down.
Wednesday, August 3rd

Keith is fabulousness incarnate
Starlight Revue
Starlight Bar and Lounge
167 Ave A (Btwn 10th and 11th Sts.)
@10:30 PM (seating at 10pm)
Free Cover/ 1 drink min
Keith Price hosts this well-loved, well-attended comedy show. I'm thrilled to be a part of the fabulosity.
WOW! You read down this far!
That's awsome. You deserve a prize.
I wish I had some Lucky Charms to give you. The new magic cloud reveal marshmallows are awesome. But in lieu of magic cereal (that might not be so lucky after all -- yikes!) or temporary tattoos, enjoy this:

"This is my prize? A pic of your dog fighting?"
They are not fighting! They are playing! Yes!
Enjoy your prize.