Friday, July 08, 2005

Batman, Schmatman

Give me,


This bird rocks my world

He lives in Manhattan, he comes out at dusk. He's got a stocky build and he's up to 28 inches tall. He could so totally kick a bat's ass. And if a bat can fight crime, this heron can too.*

Da da da da da da da da Adult Black-Crowned Night Heron Man!

*Yeah, I'm aware Batman is actually not a bat, but a man who has a thing for dressing like a bat. Now all I need to do is find a rich eccentric do gooder who likes to dress as an adult black-crowned night heron.**

**Yeah, I'm aware Batman doesn't really exist. But this bird does. Go here at dusk and maybe you'll see him too.