PARTY (not in my pants) !
Hey WWW, why not spend your evening celebrating the launch of HelloHilarious.com?
Fun! Go! Hooray, hoorah!
I can't make it as I have a hot date with my man to run out after a full day of work to purchase a not-unreasonably-priced bed for our cabin from the Ikea in Satan's Anus New Jersey. Jealous much?