I LOVE THE HAMPTONS
...I just don't like the people, the prices or the traffic.
Yup, once again, I'm off to the catskills, dawgs!
We are cool cats, no?
What we lack in restaurants and services,
...we make up for in large buckets and MOXIE!
Some wonderful city friends are coming with us,
...to hang out on the veranda, get drunk and watch the World Cup!
So see ya (wouldn't want to be ya) Hamptons peeps,
Toot toot, beep beep, CIAO!