Page Six Scandal
As seen on (and photo stolen from) Gawker.
I am SHOCKED! SHOCKED I TELL YOU!
I mean, I went to college with this guy and I can't help but wonder...
<--- Pic of JPS stolen from the Daily News Exclusive
Do I look that old?
PS This is the same guy who made many a simple (read: poor) Catskills weekender like me cringe when he revealed in a New York Magazine article that he and his wife painted their Catskills dining room "to match an orange Hermès shopping bag."
UPDATE: OK so if the Daily News article has his age right, he's a few years older than me, which I didn't expect because he graduated a year after me. Phew!