Just like Extreme Dog Makeover '05, EMDE 2006 does not disappoint.
Here is my Stan before...

Lookin' homeless and hideous in the Hawk!
And here is my Stan after (his yearly visit to Groomingdale's in Port Jervis, NY)...

Who is that sexy dog?

Stan, looking like an extra from Brokeback Maltese
Note: Groomingdale's gave him the bandanna and feather 'n rhinestone hair doohickey. While I wouldn't choose this for him, I must say that now I would pay double to enjoy the surprise and the laughs at his expense. Oh, and he smelled like a Moldavian whore to boot. Good times.