My brother Adam of NPR fame cuts his finger while helping himself to a cheese plate at a baby shower and finds a way to blame America.

Only in LA kids, only in LA.
Read "Blood on the Brie" here.
But seriously, it's a hilarious post. And I totally agree with him 100% on the health care thing. Yeah, totally AND 100%. That's a lot.

Here's Adam, bravely accepting blog donations from his sickbed.
Bwah!
But seriously, feel better bro. We're all pulling for you.