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Story from CNN:
Study: Cigarette makers targeted women
My, the word "targeted" seems so sinister!
Study: Internal documents reveal stuffed animal industry targets babies
Study: Leaked memo indicates icing industry aware of/targeting users who eat straight from the can
Study: Coffee shops nationwide target unemployed hipsters with laptops
But the CNN article contains one truly damning bit of information:
The firms also considered putting appetite suppressants into cigarettes so they could promote them as weight control products, they said.
Bad bad cigarette industry!
How could you come up with such a brilliant idea and not follow through on it?
I honestly don't know how you people sleep at night.
Photo cred: smokingsection.com
