Paris Hilton is an ass. So are a lot of other celebrities. OK, now that I've got your attention with a picture of Paris Hilton's ass...
As we approach the holiday weekend, police from coast to coast aim to crack down on drunk driving.
Read my drunk driving roundup/rant, "DUI = Dumb Under the Influence?" here on the Court TV blog.
The only thing I forgot?
This asshat's DUI.