Remember no seatbelts or child car seats? Biking without a helmet? Your parents smoking? Unironic, unapologetic wood panelling? Your grandmother reading Playboy?
SFX: record scratch
And I thought, wow, that's awesome!
Also, I thought it was cool that there is a history in my family of baptism by pooch:
"The son, the son! Tradition!"
NOTE: If you even know what a record scratch is, you're old. See ya at the Early Bird Special.