Read my "Prison Survival Tips" for bad girl Paris Hilton right here on the Court TV blog.
Felber comedy rule #43: The word "spork" is always funny. Always. You can funny bank on it.
Related: My letter to Paris Hilton w/ Jack La Lanne vid.
Semi-related: My pervy spider post, handicapped guy on a rampage post and the much-blogged about Jailhouse Naughtiness post.
