Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Paris Hilton: Born with a Siver Spork in Her Mouth
Read my "Prison Survival Tips" for bad girl Paris Hilton right here on the Court TV blog.

Felber comedy rule #43: The word "spork" is always funny. Always. You can funny bank on it.

Related: My letter to Paris Hilton w/ Jack La Lanne vid.

Semi-related: My pervy spider post, handicapped guy on a rampage post and the much-blogged about Jailhouse Naughtiness post.