...for cancer, autism and dementia.
TV is very dangerous, sez scientist (who calls himself a Dr. even though he's only got a PhD).

Cute Westie? Or Autism-Causing Nightmare Hound????
Lovely news. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll just apply for a job at Phillip Morris, so I can feel good about what I do.
Private to scientist: Dude, why the hatin'? Did Sanjay Gupta key your car?

4 out of 5 Americans agree: "If watching a hunky South Asian neurosurgeon is wrong, I don't wanna be right."