Thursday, August 24, 2006

This just in from BBC news...

China cracks down on funeral strippers

Alternate headlines:

DEAD SEXY

BURIED PLEASURE

NO MORE PASTIES FOR PASTIES

ROUSE THE DEAD, DON'T AROUSE THE DEAD

DEAD FIND THEMSELVES ON THE THONG SIDE OF THE LAW

Or simply:

CHINA CRACKS DOWN ON CRACKS AT FUNERALS