Great Discoveries in History
Fire!
S'mores!
Felber's first camera phone pic!
"I kiss you!"
Note: Scientists believe that someday Felberkind may discover how to put on makeup before taking a picture.
(This of course will come after time travel, flying cars, and an electable Democrat for president, but it's possible)
Yeah, those are ponytails I'm sporting today, what of it?