Do fat men like ATV's?

"Ahhh, I love feeling the wind against my perennial fat man sweat!"
Or do ATV's make men too fat to pursue any other sport?

"I got winded turning on the ignition...is there a remote for that?"
I've no idea. Do you?
Incidentally, I've wondered the same thing about dudes who love jet skis...

"FYI, I haven't seen my genitals since she was conceived!"