I Have Big Issues
Close to my heart is the Hubble space telescope. Screw going to the moon, Hubble is an extremely important research tool that should not be abandoned.
Here's a petition for the Hubble with links to more on the issue:
www.savethehubble.org
This has been a self-important plea for flossy space flotsom I have nothing to do with. Now back to my really important job: making cheap jokes...