I Da Jury
I knew it. As of tomorrow I'm on the jury. Oi squared, baby.
No! I can not talk about the case (I think?)! Don't push me to! It would be wrong! So no, I can't reveal the nitty gritty detai...
Huh? What? You don't care? But you know nothing about it! Sure this case is not likely to make the papers. Well by "not likely", I mean it won't but it's an interesting civil case at least from the point of view of...
Huh? Where ya going? Hey! Come back! THERE'S AN AMUSING ANECDOTE ABOUT THE WWII NURSE WHO'S ON THE JURY!
Whateve. I have my nights and it's not a criminal trial so it should be quick and all I need is someone to walk my pooch.
Any takers? Seriously, my Stan is a babe magnet.
With Stan on your lead, and spring on the wing, you're sure to pick up more than poo. Seriously my Stan is...
Huh? Where ya going? Hey! Come back! I HAVE A CUTE DOG ANECDOTE ABOUT UH,
Oh, ferget it.
PS This blog template is hideous. It must be stopped. Give me a decade or two and I'll have this fixed up pretty.