I've had it with royal wedding news already. So sincere, so lovey dovey. I'm ready for the inevitable royal scandal, but they aren't getting hitched until April. So, from the Jersey Shore to Hollywood to dudes... who are the potential royal home wreckers?

I did an investigation and found the most likely brunettes to bring down the house of Windsor. Which is to say, I wrote and produced a new dumb photo gallery for truTV.

Check out Prince William's Future Celebrity Flings. So nice I linked it twice.

Hey -- check it out -- I guest posted again on Word Wenches about growing up with a Historical Romance author for a mama.

Read "Daughter of Romance Pt. 2" right here right now.

Ciao!

Image: Me & my pal Mary in the middle o' nowhere in the 80's

Boo England!


My pal Todd was one of a few writers for RADAR who recently found their stuff was blatantly plagiarised by the Sunday Times of London. Here's an article about the apology TK in today's Guardian. And Todd tells you the whole story here in a blog post called "Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery."

My fave part is how they took lines and UK'd them up -- like merely changing cell phone to mobile-phone. And somehow they are less funny after having been put through the Britalizer. The whole business is morally wrong, sure, but it's also thrillingly stupid!

If those tea-drinking rapscallions think they can steal our amusing listicles, they've got another thing coming! And that other thing? Well, as I happen to live with a tea-drinking rapscallion, I'd best keep mum, er, I mean, mah trap shut.