This weekend I went to my secluded little cabin in upstate NY.

Lilacs in bloom at Snooge Manor
And here is my adorable little dog. What are you looking at so intently boy?

Dog of adorableness. Notice how his tail has stopped mid-wag.
Why, it’s only the man who wanders through the woods looking for people to hack up...

He has large clippers and is prepared to use them.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
THE END