Amazingly Compact Reviews
if you find a shorter review anywhere, return the unused portion for a full refund.
GOOD
Rufus Sewell
George Elliot's Middlemarch
Spooning
BAD
Too much street salt and dog's paws.
Not returning Middlemarch to library on time.
Kevin Costner*
*It must be noted I disliked Costner way before Waterworld, The Postman and even pre-Madonna's classic retching gesture.
