East Coast/West Coast Sibling Rivalry
My brother thinks he can take home a coveted Glutty this year.
Here's what I say to him:
You're going down this year. We've been injecting marshmallows and freebasing yams since 8AM. And we're still famished. We're having Blutduken tonight, which is a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey stuffed in a blue whale. Gotta go. Kinda hard to eat this capon-on-a-stick while typing.