BREAKING: MY MOTHER NOT A MORNING PERSON. ALSO, IS HER JUDGE JUDY HABIT SPIRALING DANGEROUSLY OUT OF CONTROL?

Watch this exclusive author interview on Romancenoveltv.com and find out!

(snicker, snicker)

Go here for behind the scenes photos I took at the shoot.

6 months... we've come a long way, baby.

And what a wonderful babe you are.

Love,

Mom, a.k.a. the artist formerly known as Susie

Like Strippers that Come with Their Own Pole?

Then check this hot off the virtual presses post about a government video that's so sexy, you'll swear it's soft core.

Note: I only tout stuff from my for-pay world when it's good. What can I say? Lately I've been awesome.

Oh yes! Thanks to Fleshbot for the link to this. Warning for ye who are faint of heart: Fleshbot is Gawker's naughty blog about naughty things with naughty ads.

UPDATE 4/26: All things DC blog Wonkette linked to it as well. Coolio.

Felber's Helpful Hints

If you're ever involved in an email exchange and you're very busy -- too busy to elaborate on how that person might be mistaken -- just respond with this:



It works for Felber!

BREAKING -- UPDATE -- VIRGINIA IS LARGE

From Joe: one clarification to your entry: Virginia Tech is in Blacksburg, which is in western Virginia, about as far from Fairfax (where NRA HQ is) as Fairfax is from New York (about 250 miles).

From me: So I took out the me being a geographical idiot stuff that was below. Cheers dears!

Fairfax, Virginia: Site of the NRA's National Firearms Museum.

Joe visited, photographed and wrote about the museum.

Searching for the museum's website, I found this rather unfortunate Google result:


Champagne, chocolate and fireplaces? No, honey, we're gonna view us some firearms!


Virginia is for gun-totin' lovers...

Photo cred: The doomed cheetah photo taken in the National Firearms Museum is DSCF1089, originally uploaded by joelogon.

See all of Joe’s awesome Firearms Museum photos here.

Walter, my hairdresser (and internationally-renowned cat show judge who is currently getting way more TV work than me) has a new baby. She's 3 months old. She's a Maine Coon named Ann Richards. I met her on Sunday and went wild for the name.

"Walter, that's brilliant! I love it! Wow! Genius!"

He said, "Well since Huey is named after a politician..."

"It's awesome." I said, interrupting.

"And I wanted the name of a strong woman..."

"Oh yes, even better!"

"And Cruella seemed --"

"No, Cruella is too over-the-top mean. Ann Richards is SO amazing -- I love it!" I said.

"Then you suggested I name her Ann Richards."

Yes, that's right. I went crazy for the kitten's name, having no recollection that I am the one who had suggested that name.


Huey & Ann wonder why the Felber chick can't remember anything


Ann Richards lives on!

PS Speaking of Cats and politicians, did y'all know that Dick Cheney is not only our vice President, but a CFA judge? Yeah, me neither! See below:

Hey, nice rack!
Magazine rack, that is...

Usually when Fitness magazine gets racy, it's all about 5K's. But I found a coffee shop on Hudson street that makes their subscription look muy sexy!

OK this is absurd but... my babe was blogged about again today. First cupcakes and now check him out on the New Socks blog!

Click here to see my sweet babe on the world's finest cupcake blog.

Warning: Babies, cupcakes. NSFWW!*


*Sickeningly sweet stuff -- Not Safe For Weight Watchers

Felber's Bloggin' is Smokin' Hot!

I'm just smouldering elsewheres...

Check out this post entitled, Proof that Hollywood Movies Reallly Stink.

Or this one about drunken Scots on cycles.

Or maybe you'd enjoy this post on my brothers blog in which he cleverly blogs about yet another genius post I did on that other blog.

Come on people: Dance into the Felber fire!

Hate Care Bears?
Then you'll love this post of mine today on Court TV's Informer.

QUICK! LOOK! OVER THERE!*

Unless you're a Baby Boomer, you should check out my latest post on Informer by clicking here.

If you are a Baby Boomer, then you might not like it so much.

But fear not Boomers! For you I present this dude's post entitled "Dig the Sweet Potato" about how groovy sweet potatoes are because of their anti-Cancer properties.

Yeah man.

*I'm trying to distract y'all from the fact that I've got little time right now to post something very original here. Except for that tie dyed sweet potato graphic you see here. I made that special just for YOU!

Covering all the bases.

This post of mine today on Informer, raises a Yankees/Sox question only my writer/director/baseball blogging friend Paul Sullivan could answer.

Well, only he could answer it in a wholly satisfying informative and entertaining Sullyesque way.

So whaddya say P.S.? Lemme know and I'll add a P.S. here, or maybe there.

The Rumors are True.

I'm seeing another blog. A corporate blog. Meaning, I'm contributing to a blog owned by a corporation. Have I sold out? No. First of all I've written professionally for lots of TV, mags, CD-ROMs, casual dining establishments, etc..

And second of all, I think "selling out" should, by definition, net one lots and lots of money, don't you? When I sell out, you will know as my dog will be wearing a mink and I'll be wearing a Seal coat. Yes, a coat made out of Heidi Klum's husband. And they'll fight over the designing it for me on a very special episode of Project Runway.

So, join me, won't you? Check out my post today about Hillary Clinton's relation to an unrelated, but awesome video of a speeding limo entitled, "It's a Stretch."

Cartoon by Hugh at Gapingvoid.com

Yay! Bob Shea! Yay!

My old friend Bob Shea.

His first book came out

the day before yesterday.

He wrote it! He illustrated it!

I think you'll agree with me when I say,

"Yay Bob! Hip hurrah, huzzah, hooray!"

Check out Bob's site to view his awesome short video that's airing on Noggin now. The best part is that he made the vid, the whole dang vid. From the pics to the movement to the music to the fab copy. Bob is one friggin' talented dude.

Also see: Bob's blog here; One of the original vids Bob made that my man did all the voices for here.

And Buy the Book already!!

It's a beautiful NYC day.

But I am in an office so I could give a rat's ass.

No really, I could. And here you go. A rat's ass.

Taken this morn @ 10AM, E40th street, Manhattan.

Love,

Susie, giver of rat's asses