Remember the ugliest pillow contest I entered?
Well my ratty pillow didn't even make the finals.
I don't know, but to judge from the competition, I feel my ugly pillow wasn't "hip" ugly enough.
Ugly? More like a puffy Ebay goldmine !
I'm so peeved my ugly pillow didn't make it, I have half a mind to sic a gangsta stringray on their asses.*
*Read: Stingray Leaps Into Boat, Stabs Man in Chest - AOL News