Hot or Not?
The gypsy bus I take from Weehawken to NYC....

Does the frayed arm rest mirror his sideburn in the most delightful way?
Hot or Not?
The sketch that just came in for my mom's latest book cover...

Is this spicy or is she just partial to outdoor OB/GYN visits?
Hot or Not?
My dog gumming a Snausage...

Is a ratty little dog eating off the floor a turn on?
ANSWERS:
1. Not
2. Hot Hot Hot!
3. Hot... if you are the dog's owner.
Photo cred: Me, Avon books, Me