Dog (Walker) Eat Dog World
A woman in my nabe recently tried to sell me on her new dog walking service.
Along with her vitals (and a hot photo of her blissfully getting smooched by a pug and a large pooch) the colorful flyer stated that she was a "13-year vegetarian."
This is a selling point?
It's true that until that moment I had never worried that a dog walker might eat my dog.
But now, I guess I do.
There is little doubt that someone who hasn't had hard core protein in 13 years is the one most prone to snap and suddenly see my Stan at the end of the leash as a starving cartoon character might see him.
So no thanks, I'll pass.