Dramatis Personae
STANLEY a mutt
SUSIE a city wench
ADAM brother to Susie
DON EDWARDO DE ALYESBURYO a fantastical Brit
DORKS, ATTENDANTS, etc.
BLOG I, SCENE 2346567
Enter Susie
Susie Herk! No, shoot... I mean, Hark! (Aside) Dang regular blogger hath no spell check!
Stan doth sleep curled up like a boiled shrimp atop my bed.
Don Edwardo is forced to toil today. Rats-o-rama.
Still, 'tis an auspicious day to start a blog. Except all fancy blog stuff will need to wait until Adam returns from fair Woodstock (aside) Hippy freak land...
I dream of comments! Links to far flung sites! Posts less pretentious than this! Oh yeah baby, this is going to be a blog for your whiskers! Bow down to this new blog of wonder! FEEL THE AWESOME POWER OF THIS, THE WORLD'S MOST SOON TO BE PERHAPS A BIT IMPORTANT BLOG!
Stan ZZZzzzzzzzzz zZZ Zzz ZZZ. ZZZzzz.
Exeunt Susie
Enter Susie
9 hours, an upgrade to Blogger pro and 4 dog walks later, this has still not published. I'd have better luck penning this on a still lake.
