I just got a scanner! Scanner! I love you scanner! MmmmmWAH!
But I'm going to a little party right now, so I can't play with it all night.
Speaking of parties, here's a pic of one of my parties:

Older boys?! Barefoot around-the-hat dancing?! CRAZY!
I am 8 years old in this pic.
That's my best friend Yuh Suhn dancing the wild fandango.
And yes, every kid who came to my annual Halloween party got a big sharp steak knife to carve their own pumpkin and matches to light them. Supervision Schmupervision!
I am so ready to scan anything and everything, up to and including my dog's ass. It's a good thing I have plans tonight.