I Hope
I hope the artist who wrote,
"If assholes could fly,
this place would be an airport"
isn't starving.
I Hate
I hate everyone at the coffee bar,
especially,
the people with notebooks and laptops
because they remind me of myself.
I Think
I think men over 35
should only be seen sporting really long hair
in the ID picture they keep in their wallet
to show people they were once cool.
