Sunday, November 24, 2002

I Hope

I hope the artist who wrote,
"If assholes could fly,
this place would be an airport"
isn't starving.

I Hate

I hate everyone at the coffee bar,
the people with notebooks and laptops
because they remind me of myself.

I Think

I think men over 35
should only be seen sporting really long hair
in the ID picture they keep in their wallet
to show people they were once cool.