Simpletons
"Everything you ever wanted to know about simplification is in the pages of Janet Luhrs's The Simple Living Guide. It is truly an encyclopedic work." 
- Elaine St. James
author of Simplify Your Life and Living the Simple Life. 
Source:  simpleliving.com
I am obsessed by and am thoroughly suspect of people who make their living through "simplicity."  
 
In the interest of full disclosure I come from a pack rat family that admires the pluck of the Collier brothers (Collyer?) and religiously practices the ancient art of Fucked Shui.
Yeah, I'll admit there may be quite a few skeletons in the Felber family closet.  To wit, we haven't seen uncle Herman since he tried to fetch his rain slicker.