Oooh Ah
Once again I will grace the back pages of US Weekly. Next week catch Felber's quips a plenty in "Fashion Police."
Now my glam rump is off to Thanksgiving in the not-so-wilds of Long Island. I'm taking my Scottish pal Angie and my Midwestern pal Eris. I'm hoping I can show them where I was raised, but I fear the holiday crowds mean we may not be able to get near the mall.
