Thanks Rich for saving my blog with this important, timely and sheeptastic gif.* * Seriously people, I got nothing ... except some fabulou...

Put the pieces together: My secret passion for Petit Fours... My obsession with Monster/Frog Cupcakes ... The heart-pounding excitement of c...

Weekend Wrap-Up Friday: My man's latest article comes out. Go read it before the subscription veil goes up. http://news.ft.com/cms/s/0fe...

Inside the Felber Hair When I tell people my hairdresser is a internationally-renowned, globe-trotting CFA cat show judge, they often don...

There's an art to giving security guards a thrill... Enjoy my schmutz-covered work ID: ...with company info redacted, of course. UPDATE:...

Felber weekends -- REVEALED! A lot of people ask why I don't blog on the weekend. They want to know where I go and what I do. Now for ...

Yom Kippur Yum, Kipper! In a kippah! I'm currently getting high on the holy days. Will return soon. PS To anyone I've wronged this y...

Felber's Frolics Blind Item! What glamorous, hilarious and not-so-modest New York comedian found herself in a sticky situation last nigh...

If I had a digital camera: I would take and post a picture of my fuzzy little dog Stan, who is sleeping on the couch right now. But unfortun...

Credible Threat No Match for Late-for-Work I took the subway this morning. Entered the 1/9, 2/3 at 12th street and saw no police presence wh...

The Days of Awe just got AWESOME. Get high on the holidays with me -- tonight! Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad *TONIGHT* Wednesday, Oct. 5th @9:...

How to Have a Sweet New Year 1. Notice that your investigative journalism lives on . 2. Honey and apples are so 5745...go get yourself one o...

UPCOMING SHOWS: They call me Big Red, because everybody wants a piece. So, on that bombshell... On Monday, go see Susie in: "The Big Se...

Giant Squid Obscures Giant Scandal? 8-meter (25-foot) long Architeuthis a.k.a. fucking huge squid "Wow, a giant squid photographed in ...

Pancakes on a lamp Just what the title says. Crank up the speakers and watch Brit co-eds go pancake crazy: http://www.thomasscott.net/iron/...

Live Blogging: Sick Day 8:44 AM EDT: I feel craptastic. 9:27 AM EDT: I write an email to work (work being the basic cable network I never ...

Good Cause There's an Ebay auction of my mom's books going on right now . It's to benefit a mother/daughter romance writing tea...

When I saw myself in this photo, I suddenly understood why I had been asked to play a whore on Conan so many times... Above, another promo p...

Worst post ever I like banana marshmallow ice cream. Make of that what you will. Going to sleep. Night night. wuv, me

First looks I just finished reading Dr. Cap Lesesne's upcoming book Confessions of a Park Avenue Plastic Surgeon . Ate it up like cat fi...