Tomorrow, Saturday November 1st at Midnight I'm doing a 30 minute set @ The Albatross Bar in Astoria Queens. 36-19 24th Avenue, o...

Crap! I'm going out of town and I'm going to miss the Colossal Colon Tour ! From the site in case the link goes bye bye: W...

Hot Felber Action TONIGHT kitty cats: GIANT TUESDAY NIGHT OF AMAZING INVENTIONS AND ALSO THERE IS A GAME!!! Tuesdays at 8pm UN...

I don't know My goals used to be so intense. I'd say to myself, "This year I'm going to earn a few million, get on SNL...

Can't you smell that smell? The ginko trees of the West Village have started hurling their stink bombs at us. The rotting fruit of ...

Yesterday I met Arthur Miller's grandchild I think we really had some chemistry. I love a guy who is in touch with his emotions and...

I just ate a whole seedless cucumber! And I also have a small, small part in this exciting show. It's a staged reading, a grand ...

Ow I've had so many late nights and so much fun, I'm in pain and I've chronically injured that part of my cerebral cortex th...

When Nerds Attack Look out, she's pissed at having to look at her more ample sistahs . Her homepage says "Also, this mont...

Retarded Inbred Squirrels or If I Had Time I'd Write You a Shorter Post Today I spied my first ever black squirrel on W4th street...

Play it Again, Sus Thanks to my involvement in "Wonkopera", a Willy Wonka Rock Opera it turns out Johnny Depp is now intere...

CNN Hyperblowe Yesterday during Hurricane Isabel CNN reporter Kathleen Koch was seen in a yellow slicker, oft hanging onto a planter . ...

The Bottom Line I myself never found crotchless panties sexy. Now you won't either .

Untitled #47 On W4th street today I spied a white Subaru Outback wagon with a plate that read: NANCBOYZ *** Now if anyone thoug...

Listen Cats, Dogs Should be Allowed at Former Woodstock Site by Susie An open letter to the people who now run the Woodstock music fest...

Really High Society I'm off to the Society of Illustrators tonight dahhhhhlings. Me? I have no visual talent other than being a...

Summer Lovin' Here's to an emerging tradition: The post Labor day break up blog . Then again, if you like foreshadowing, you...

Truly, Madly, Directly I got my 50 bucks worth of free grub from Fresh Direct today and I'm as giddy as a teenage girl. If they ...

STOP THE PRESSES! This just in from Paul Sullivan, the director of the film I just shot in Florida. Come on down to catch this very hot...

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