I'm not dead, I'm in US Weekly
Once again you can see me and my hilarious comments on page 106-107 of US Weekly in this week's Fashion Police.
Also in the same issue, notice that Britney Spears is 22 years old on page 44, and then 23 years old on page 50.
The camera may add 10 pounds, but the column inches sure can pack on the years...
This issue is brilliant and not only has the skinny on J-Lo's suspected shotgun wedding, but it also has:
Info on Julia Roberts and her twins-to-be and then info and pics from Julia's husband's pregnant ex.
Courtney Cox and her pregnancy
The first sigthing of Helen Hunt and her baby w/stars bring their spawn to school.
A 2-page feature on Denise Richerds entitled, "How I Lost the Baby Weight" followed by a feature on "More Mommy Makeovers"
A little piece called "Battle of the Celebrity Strollers" featuring Kate Hudson and Gwyneth
Pics of Angelina Jolie romping in a bikini with her baby and an exclusive on her plans to adopt another baby
A bit piece called "Hank Azaria Honors Gwyneth's baby"
And more baby news including, 5,000 pictures of Lindsay Lohan (zing!)
"Oh, now I get it" credit goes to Gawker for pointing me to this little item.